The TACO VS. The Tesler
Oh boy…
Elon and Donnie are breaking up and it’s a real bitch slapping contest right out of the gate.
The TACO President is being attacked from all angles right now.
Elon will be changing the $TSLA ( ▼ 14.26% ) ticker to $TACO ( 0.0% )
The German chancellor chipped in today with a beauty …handing Trump his grandfather’s German birth certificate which Trump said he would hang and immediately had it sent to El Salvador.
Mein Trumpf…
— Howard Lindzon (@howardlindzon)
11:23 PM • Jun 5, 2025
Anybody with a soul knew this PUTZ ‘friendship’ would end horribly, guessing when and how was a fun thing for a bit, but seeing it play out so fast and grotesque is not good for most.
The ‘far’ right is calling for Elon’s deportation.
The ‘far’ left still hates everybody and themselves.
Don Jr. is doing blow and buying crypto.
Fox News is telling viewers that it is patriotic to ‘torch’ Tesla dealerships (it was terrorism just a month ago)
Trump Torches Tesla Dealership buff.ly/4YqPTTn
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee)
8:36 PM • Jun 5, 2025
Pelosi, Schumer and Newsome are throwing a fundraiser to buy themselves new Tesla’s just in case…
Incoming!!!
— Jonas DM. (@dm_jns)
7:00 PM • Jun 5, 2025
Elon is talking to Peter Thiel and friends about how to get Trump impeached so that their bought and paid for JD Vance is President.
Silicon Valley has their heads so far up Elon and Trump’s ass that they have not yet heard the news of the breakup.
The New York Times and Washington Post can take a break from reporting Hamas and Qatar made up stories about death tolls and Israel.
Maybe we get some grotesque new form of checks and balances now that Elon is done with Trump, but for most it is just more exhaustive volatility from rich, negligent, selfish, miserable pricks and a distraction from the real problems we need to be dealing with.
The comedians are having it good for sure, so we have that.
