AI Is Bad at Snacks
AI rollups, tokenization, arbitrage consulting, gambling loss deductions and stress test positioning.
3 days ago
1 MIN READ
Authors
- All articles
- JC Parets
- Patrick Dunuwila
- Charlie Bilello
- Michael Parekh
- Riley Rosebee
- Ram Ahluwalia
- Howard Lindzon
- Tadas Viskanta
- Craig Shapiro
- Ted Merz
- Matt Levine
- Trends with Friends
- Phil Pearlman
- Larry Thompson
- Joe McCann
- Moses Sternstein
- Tom Bruni
- Stocktwits
- Jonathan Morgan
- Om Malik & Fred Vogelstein
- Godspeed
Categories
Insider Trading on SEC Filings
Edgar typesetting, private credit, security-based swaps and AI pay.
6 days ago
1 MIN READ
OpenAI Doesn’t Want AI Cheaters
Distillation, shorts, private company tokenization, Trumpcoin for payments and sportsbook correlation desks.
5 months ago
1 MIN READ
Adani Green Didn’t Mention the Bribes
Also rated feeders, AllHere fraud, expensive banana and AI on the blockchain.
8 months ago
1 MIN READ
Tariffs Are For Emergencies
Nondelegation, denominators, leveraged long-short ETFs, full retail-price real estate and johns.
3 months ago
1 MIN READ
A Drug-Trial Stock Sale
INmune, Linqto, SRT financing, bank AI agents and the AI pay wars.
5 days ago
1 MIN READ
Carl Icahn Had Some Hidden Loans
Margin, algorithmic collusion, Nvidia hours, Tether investments and the “head of macro” guy.
10 months ago
1 MIN READ
JPMorgan Wants to Lend Companies Money
Also Adderall causes insider trading, predicting startup funding, pig butchering a bank and the executive vice chairman of Cantor Fitzgerald is also a DJ.
4 months ago
1 MIN READ
Everything Might Be Accounting Fraud
Also Bill Ackman’s bid for Howard Hughes and Goldman capital solutions.
6 months ago
1 MIN READ
