Altcoin Bingo: Who Had ‘Total Soul-Crushing Despair’ On Their Card? 💀

Altcoin Bingo: Who Had ‘Total Soul-Crushing Despair’ On Their Card? 💀

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OVERVIEW

Altcoin Bingo: Who Had ‘Total Soul-Crushing Despair’ On Their Card? 💀

Before we dive in, here’s today’s crypto market heatmap:

Source: Santiment

And here’s a look at crypto’s total market and altcoin market cap charts:

Source: TradingView

NEWS
Jupiter Hits Pause On Democracy, Says “Trust Us, Bro” 🤔

Decentralized Autonomous Organizations (DAO) is a blockchain-based group with a shared wallet where rules are coded, votes cost gas, and everyone pretends the founders aren’t still in charge. 🧠 

What triggered the pause? ⏯️ 

On June 19 Jupiter’s Kash Dhanda told X users the DAO vote button is disabled “so we can laser-focus on growth.” He promised governance will “return in 2026 with a fresh approach that unifies rather than divides.”

No new JUP emissions from the DAO treasury this year. Previously funded work groups keep running, but new proposals are dead on arrival.

Critics didn’t exactly appear out of nowhere. Days earlier, DAO members blasted the core team for swinging millions of vested JUP in proposals, calling the influence “unacceptable.”

Nothing To See Here 🧑‍🦯 

  • 200 million JUP airdropped to users; team pocketed 20 %

  • One dev wallet controlled 4.5 % of votes in a recent proposal

Why it matters for DAO governance

Jupiter just proved a DAO can become a SOO (Sort-Of Organization) the moment “speed” beats “votes.” That’s not an isolated glitch: Yuga Labs moved to scrap the ApeCoin DAO in favor of a tight-knit ApeCo because the old crowd was “too slow and distracted.”

Jupiter, like many centrally controlled DAOs, are neither decentralized, nor autonomous and they reminded everyone that decentralization is only as real as the last vote you’re allowed to cast. 🫠

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ON-CHAIN ANALYSIS
Supply Squeeze Looms: BTC And ETH Leave Trading Floors 🛑

Exchange Flow Balance tracks who’s stuffing coins into exchanges and who’s yanking them out. It tallies deposits minus withdrawals over a set window (I’m using 7-day chunks).

Positive number means more coins coming in than heading out – usually traders topping up hot wallets before pulling the sell trigger. Negative number means outflows – coins slipping into cold wallets, hinting at hodlers tightening the supply spigot.

Analysts read green ink (inflows) as short-term bearish, red ink (outflows) as bullish accumulation. 📊

Bitcoin – Drain the Tubs 🛁

BTC Exchange Flow Balance – Click to enlarge.

Investors yanked a net 392,375 BTC off the majors between October 2024 and June 12 2025. Roughly 2 percent of exchange-held supply just vanished. Peak panic? May 29’s 196,475 BTC sprint for the exits right after price punched through $105 k.

  • 36-week average: -10,903 BTC

  • Only seven weeks showed inflows – February 20 led with +22,387 BTC

  • February closed as the lone “green” month thanks to ETF arbitrage flows

  • Wallets holding 1,000+ BTC hit 1,455 in May – whales still hungry

Pattern stays simple: BTC rallies, flows flip crimson, scarcity pushes the next leg up.

Ethereum – The Moody Middle Child 😐️

ETH Exchange Flow Balance – Click to enlarge.

ETH looks confused as hell next to big bro. Net outflows hit 706,874 ETH, yet fifteen of thirty-six weeks printed inflows. November’s +279,416 ETH wave screamed “cash out,” while March’s -460,748 ETH drain marked capitulation near the $1.9 k floor.

  • 36-week average: -19,635 ETH

  • Biggest single-week tug-of-war: March 6 outflow versus February 27 inflow

  • April swung positive on fresh staking hype – +221,579 ETH left exchanges

Price Meets Plumbing 👩‍🔧 

May’s monster BTC outflow lined up with the blast to six-figure prints. ETH’s mid-March drain tagged its local bottom and preceded a 25 percent bounce. Correlation isn’t causation – but when the pipes empty, prices tend to pop. 🔼 

TECHNICAL ANALYSIS
So, Circle’s On A Tear 🤯 

In case you missed it, Circle has been rocketing like crazy. 🚀 

How crazy?

This crazy*:

CRCL Daily Chart – Click to enlarge.

  • After closing Wednesday higher by +34%, it gaped open today +16%

  • +117% this week.

  • +261% since it opened on June 5th.

If someone would told me a stablecoin compan would be moving like a memecoin even two years ago, I would have not believed you.

But here we are. 🤷 

*as of 1345 EST.

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NEWS IN THREE SENTENCES
Metaverse, NFT, & Gaming News 🎮️

🔒 Sui Waves Audit Flag, Puts Receipts On-Chain

Hackers might need new hobbies because the low-hanging fruit just vanished. Sui lined up a squad of auditors and stapled their reports to contracts through Move Registry for all to see. Heavyweights like Halborn and OtterSec poke Move code while transparent metadata turns “trust us” into “prove it.” Sui.

NEWS IN THREE SENTENCES
DeFi, DEX, & Lending Protocol News 🏦

🏗️ Dusk Splits Into Three Layers, Cuts the Fat

Dusk just morphed into a three-tier stack so compliant DeFi ships before the next bear market. Consensus and staking chill in DuskDS, Solidity hums on DuskEVM, privacy hides in DuskVM, and one DUSK token fuels the whole circus. If this clicks, lawyers will brag about chain design instead of billable hours. DUSK Network.

🛣️ Pocket’s PATH Turns RPC Traffic Into Toll-Free Highway

PATH gateways let builders stake POKT and serve JSON-RPC without kissing Infura’s ring. Shannon upgrade meters compute units on-chain, burns fees, and sprinkles rewards across gateways, miners, and suppliers. If your dApp still times out, blame your code – not a sleepy SaaS. Pocket.

📊 Avalanche Adds Chaos Labs Proof, Checks Its Bridged Couch Cushions

Avalanche integrated Chaos Labs Proof of Reserves to prove BTC.b and WETH.e aren’t Monopoly money. On-chain attestations match bridged supplies to native balances and stream live coverage ratios. When the math stops adding up, DeFi X will riot before your collateral does. Avalanche.

🧩 Tapp Exchange Lets Aptos Traders Snap-In Custom Hooks

Tapp is live on Aptos with a hook-based DEX that lets devs graft fees, yields, or compliance rules straight into swaps. Powered by Move and parallel execution, its testnet clocked a million transactions and 20,000 wallets in a week. Expect copycats once traders realize liquidity can be programmed like Lego instead of babysat. Aptos.

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