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OVERVIEW Before Bitcoin, There Was… 🤔  Hello there, this is your Litepaper author, Jon. 👋  The Litepaper will look a little different for a few days because I’m doing husband and dad stuff with my family (which is mostly me cursing at water because...

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OVERVIEW “It’s Just A Healthy Correction,” Says Man Currently Listing His Blood Plasma On eBay 🩸 Before we dive in, here’s today’s crypto market heatmap: Source: finviz And here’s a look at crypto’s total market and altcoin market cap...

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OVERVIEW Entering The Weekend With A ‘W’ 🏆️ Before we dive in, here’s today’s crypto market heatmap: Source: Santiment And here’s a look at crypto’s total market and altcoin market cap charts: Source: TradingView NEWS IN THREE SENTENCESCrypto News 📰...

TECHNICAL ANALYSISSpecial Cryptowits Newsletter Today 🥳 The death cross gets headlines every single time. Bitcoin’s 50-day moving average crosses below the 200-day and suddenly everyone’s a bear. I pulled every Bitcoin death cross since 2011....

OVERVIEW White House To Banking Lobby: Sir, This Is A Wendy’s 🍟 Cryptotwits April 8 2026 Before we dive in, here’s today’s crypto market heatmap: Source: finviz And here’s a look at crypto’s total market and altcoin market cap charts:...

OVERVIEW No, Zcash Devs Didn’t Quit 🤦 Before we dive in, here’s today’s crypto market heatmap: Source: finviz And here’s a look at crypto’s total market and altcoin market cap charts: Source: TradingView PRESENTED BY Here’s an un-boring way to invest...

OVERVIEW It’s Over: SEC Won’t Appeal XRP ✊ Before we dive in, here’s today’s crypto market heatmap: Source: Santiment And here’s a look at crypto’s total market and altcoin market cap charts: Source: TradingView NEWS IN THREE SENTENCESCrypto...