Everyone Wants a Bitcoin Treasury
Also slang memecoins, LQR House, collusion on earnings calls and three-page résumés.
1 day ago
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Authors
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- JC Parets
- Patrick Dunuwila
- Charlie Bilello
- Michael Parekh
- Riley Rosebee
- Ram Ahluwalia
- Howard Lindzon
- Tadas Viskanta
- Craig Shapiro
- Ted Merz
- Matt Levine
- Trends with Friends
- Phil Pearlman
- Larry Thompson
- Joe McCann
- Moses Sternstein
- Tom Bruni
- Stocktwits
- Jonathan Morgan
- Om Malik & Fred Vogelstein
- Godspeed
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Zeno’s Takeover
Also prime brokerage, private-wealth risks and the Strategy premium.
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Put the Crypto in the Index Funds
Also tariffs in credit agreements, JPMorgan private credit, Windsurf’s second exit and quants going to AI labs.
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Musk Has Money and xAI Wants Some
Also the Windsurf deal, duct cleaning, tokenization and HYPE.
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Do Your Betting With Your Broker
Gambling losses, hedge-fund AI agents, Hunterbrook, legal fees and self-publishing.
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Goldman Wants Quarterly Loyalty Updates
Also a gold treasury company, spot-fixing, anti-woke funds and a Buffett bet.
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Floor Traders Want Their Seats Back
CME, Diet ARK, no-dividend ETF, more Jane Street options and vending machines.
1 week ago
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AI Is Bad at Snacks
AI rollups, tokenization, arbitrage consulting, gambling loss deductions and stress test positioning.
2 weeks ago
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The Stocks Will Be Tokenized
Also BlackRock and privates, Vanguard and privates, the Paramount settlement and Enron 2.0.
2 weeks ago
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